People ask me all the time, "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring ONE blog, which one would it be?"
OK people never ask me that. But I will tell you anyway.
They do ask me which Jonas brother I would bring- Joe, obviously - stupid question.
So right now some of you are thinking "Why would you tell people to go to someone else's blog?" - to which I have a 3-part answer.
#1. I live to make my readers happy.
#2. If he becomes a super-famous writer he'll probably take me along to his Ellen and Today Show appearances because after all I wrote a post about him which catapulted him onto the Forbes list and is the reason he's dated all 3 of the Kardashian sisters.
#3. What if it's Jesus. You know, pretending to be "one of us" like in that Joan Osborne song and I come along and out of the kindness of my heart tell all my readers about his blog and then he's all:
"Behold! Blessed be the glorious soul who went forth and proclaimed my greatness on the interwebs." and I'd get, like, everlasting life and a miracle boob lift.
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