Dina: Hi Barbie- It's Dina McGreevey. We need to talk.
Barbie: About the Carpel Tunnel Awareness Luncheon?
Dina: No, honey - about Ken. And Surf's-Up Steven.
Is Ken there now?
Barbie: No- he and Steven went to see 'Sex and the City'.
Dina- Hmm. How did you say they met?
Barbie - Um, I think a Pet Shop Boys reunion concert.
Dina: Honey-do you have his iPod right there?
Barbie: Sure, it's right here. Why?
Dina: Does it have a colored case?
Barbie: Well, leopard print. It says Dolce & Gabanna.
Dina: Turn it to "shuffle" and tell me what the first 5 artists are.
Barbie: Let's see.....Kiley Minogue.....Depeche Mode......Madonna.....Cher.......and some song from 'Rent'.
Dina: OK. And he and Steven wear matching shirts?
Barbie: Well, they have matching mesh tank tops for the gym and matching "I Love Bichons" T-shirts..
Dina: And his cellphone ringtone?
Barbie: Um, Dancing Queen by Abba. He and Steven say that's always the last song they play at "guys night out" at the Mineshaft.
Dina: Honey, do you know that Steven is changing his name from 'Surf's-Up Steven' to 'Life Partner Steven'?
Barbie. 'Life Partner'. That's cute. I gotta go, Dina- I told Ken I'd Tivo 'Project Runway' for him.
Dina: OK....I gotta go too -I have to call Kelly Preston.